aphorisms from the kantmachine



Whoops. A philosophy student working the night shift at a fortune cookie factory brought some reading material with her. While performing a routine check of the printing machines, her bookbag slipped off her shoulders and fell into a large funnel attached to one of the machines. Several days later, all around the globe, partrons of restaurants serving Asian cusine finished their meals in perplexed silence as they struggled to interpret the messages they'd received in their fortune cookies.

The first step in creating this project was use the markov chain algorithm to generate 100,000 word text based on the entire texts of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason and Critique of Practical Reason (translations by J. M. D. Meiklejohn and Thomas Kingsmill Abbott, respectively), linking by groups of four words. Before applying the algorithm, the texts were scrubbed to remove such things as titles, section numbers and headings. Finally, the markov output was parsed into individual "sentences", a sentence being defined as simply whatever words fell between two periods. Each of the aphorisms is one of these "sentences".

on to the aphorisms themselves . . .


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