fear and loathing
Off to Vegas today for a regional marketing meeting and a tour of the NASCAR racetrack and facilities. As if the former won't be mind-and-soul-numbing enough. Our meetings will start at 7AM over the next couple of days and my coworkers have expressed a desire to drag me along, after the meetings are done, to strip clubs even though they know I'm gay and, additionally, will likely find the exploitative atmosphere of such places repugnant. I've never been to Vegas. I'm scared.
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I have every confidence you'll be fine. You have a strong character and can survive this easily. No doubt the sensory experience that is Vegas will find its way into your subconscious and ultimately into your work and that's not a bad thing, it's just a thing. We'll all benefit in that way. Have fun!
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Jay, ditch their ass and explore the stip. You have to follow the directions on the yellow fliers the street people will be shoving at you every block to actaully end up in a strip club.
I say do the boat ride at the Luxor, the irony of it should amuse you greatly! There is a HUGE fish tank... if you can call it a fish tank. More like an indoor sea in Ceasers Palace, you'd love that. OH and you have to do the Star Trek Experience or the Borg invasion at the LV Hilton (right on the stip) OMG I wanna go with you!! OH and visit the Emerald City at the MGM (the big green hotel, can't miss it) last time I went they were remodeling it so it looked ultra cheesy, but I'm sure they have it all up now!
Some god damned co-workers of mine tried to drag me to a stip club and I was like, oh just fuck off. eep! can I say "Fuck" on a blog? fuckkyiey fuck fuck! fuck. OH you could also excuses yourself to the bathroom, go into another casino, onto the stip, and go wherever you want. They are all connected. When you reunite simply tell them the patterns in the carpet mesmurized you and you found yourself at a black jack table for the time you were missing.
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Did you see the episode of "Six Feet Under" when this happens to David? Steer clear of prison, my friend!
Thanks much, all, for the advice. Fortunately no one was very forceful when trying to drag me to a strip club and I was able to get away to ride rides at the Stratosphere and watch the fountain display at the Bellagio. Which were all enjoyable but kind of silly. Which I guess pretty much sums up Vegas.
Robin, I have no idea what you're talking about. A google search on the show indicated that David is gay, but I couldn't find anything about him going to prison, save for a description of an episode in which he visits a carjacker. Hmmm. Rest assured, I visited no carjackers.
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